In no particular order:
1. England draw 0-0 with Israel.
2. Some Englishwoman sells her story about a date with Prince William for a princely sum. No doubt. He’s not her type.
3. I’m English. (pronouced ‘ingleesh’).

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1. What the Governor of the Bank of England said
2. England v rest of the world
3. Fare dodger redux
4. England 1 Brazil 1 – where’s the ‘field sense’?
5. Kaka says no sir, to England