Hmm, if miracle of miracles Kaka goes to Chelsea I’ll go to his home town of Taguatina and walk into his cousin’s gym (yes, I’ve been there, alright?) in my Chelsea tracksuit (yes, I own one, alright?) and ask if their are discount rates for Chelsea fans, alright?!
CARLO ANCELOTTI is emerging as a leading choice to be Chelsea manager – to help the club’s bid to sign Brazilian superstar Kaka. (Daily Star, 31 May)