You know you’re middle-aged when you get an email for a fun sound ‘flash mob’ event but end up down your local pub watching Scotland play Ukraine, with a glass of malt whisky in hand. (It was also fun seeing trickor-treaters in costume getting turfed out of the pub). Then again maybe I took fright at the over-use of UPPER CASE TEXT (below):

What to do :
Liverpool Street Station – 19.24pm – 11TH OCTOBER 2006 (don’t be
early, don’t be late!)

Turn up with your personal stereo or MP3 with your favourite tracks
loaded up, ARRIVE AT THE STATION AROUND 19.15

At 19.24pm don your headphones and boogie. Spread out and use all the
space.

DO NOT WORRY YOU WILL NOT BE ALONE, OH NO!!!! YOU ARE NEVER ALONE !

AS SOON AS THE CLOCK STRIKES 19.24, DANCE LIKE CRAZY AND DANCE LIKE
YOU’VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE