Strippng lead off the roofs

In our apartment block in Barking thieves cleverly got round to stripping lead off the roof over the weekend. The police came round but no luck in capturing the people involved. I spoke to an official source who confirmed this was by no means an isolated phenomena. And who confirmed it was due to the current high price for lead – used in the manufacture of bullets for example.

Thankfully a lead-free bullet which is less harmful to the environment has been developed been BAE. I think I’ll drop Mark Thomas a line, it’s dead funny.